Despite waking at five, I've just written
Some new jokes and sketches, and a spoof song
It's the King's Arms, not a big occasion
Maybe that takes the pressure of - no gong
No malicious comperes, no heckler's tongue -
Now I'm looking forward to the night out
Armed with Kim Jong Un jokes soon to be flung
Producing giggles, sure as tea from spout
Some chortleworth thoughtful mirth, I've no doubt
But who cares anyway, not me, not them
But at least it's some fun, that can't be wrong
Let's hope the King's Arms barman has some stout
Not just that usual pale ale shit again
But must be careful not to get too drunk!
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