Woke early, lay in bed almost an hour
Got to work early, with my eyes aching
The usual banter with Farah, Emma
And the rest, but I had to get cracking
Do the minutes from yesterday's meeting
I didn't get them all done, things crop up
Don't think I was AWOL, going shopping
I was at my desk, only break was soup
Need to plan my interview, or fuck up
After last night's farce, had a new idea
Just now, new comedy undertaking
And all there in the name I just thought up -
Tony Bastard! Welcome, hope you devour
Audiences and other foes with your sting!
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