4785 - Spare him the cutter

Took ages getting to sleep last night. Not
Till at least 2:30, or later. Those
Sods next door were shagging, that had a lot
To do with it, I'd say, and I propose
To cut off his willy... No, wait, I s'pose
The main problem is her, the sex maniac
You see, she came here from old Mexico's
Shores. That may not mean she's Remainiac
Since she's not from an EU state. Alack,
Many times she's left me in a s state. Spot
The man who can't drop off, though tired, can't doze
Tossing and turning, half-insomniac
Oh well, I'd rather shagging than laughs, shouts
Or parties, with music and thumping bass

4784 - Has beans

A nice day indoors sheltered from the rain
Spent nothing, just doing what I felt like all
Day. Exercised, watched Boris, who explained
The 'humbug' incident showed no ill will
To women who receive death threats that kill
On occasion, as Jo Cox showed back then
Read The Guardian. Comedy review spilled
The beans that Eddie Izzard's new show went
Down not so great, then read all the comments
Which linked to Question Time 2016
Izzard was a rabbit in headlights, fool
On YouTube, then watched Star Stories. Helen
Recommended it. George Michael and then
Take That. Hilarious. Worked two hours. Ate well

4783 - Brexit weekend

Terrible rainy day but I stayed in
Didn't even recycle my rubbish
I worked about three hours late afternoon
And early evening, then a long uke sesh
Playing Beatles songs, feeling I could smash
Any track I chose, and I did, by God!
Despite my night out, exercised my flesh
And bone on the mat, ironed shirts like I should
The only thing I've not done that I could
Is upload a video and post it on
Facebook. Also YouTube cannot languish
That's potential income some day when viewed
In sufficient numbers. Sunday, staying
In again, got Brexit work to finish

4782 - Expect the unexpected

Was feeling washed-out at work, but I had
To get my Brexit stuff done all the same
I didn't finish it, not close, so packed
The s-pro in my bag and took it home
Knowing some weekend work might get it done
Got home about six and soon took a call
Unexpectedly from who but Helen
We went to watch a band and had a ball
Beer and several Sambucas later, all
Seemed right again when it had seemed so bad
For so long, may never be right again
But it's OK once more, it was so cool
Talked about future trips which included
Amsterdam and a return to Berlin!

4781 - I advance, smashed

I feel so energetic that I must
Go get some booze, I'll do that fairly soon
Feel like a blow-out, it's a week since last
Time, and since then I've exercised, I've been
Filming with some pals in a park, and seen
The results, and they're good. I hope it will
Increase my comedic reputation
The way things are going gives me a thrill
By posting entertainment I may still
Be able to advance without the cost
Of constant social media duty on
Facebook and Instagram, though now I still
Fancy Twitter for networking and such
Maybe even Linked In? Hard work, but fun?

4780 - Live and too direct

I've been watching live footage from the House
All evening, prorogation is ended
With much invective shooting from their mouths
As they stand or still sit on green benches
I must admit, the Tories seem indeed
To be in the lead despite court's finding
The PM to have somewhat contravened
The law or constitution in lying
About the motive for the proroguing
Boris has had to fly back, furious
It appeared, with being thus so frustrated
But gradually his tone was softening
As he was roundly criticised for most
Aggressive speeches. Me? Been uploading...

4779 - Oh won't you stay....

Only about two to three hours' sleep last
Night, knackered, but worked hard in the office
Doing Brexit guidance, part of the cast
Of thousands here in the civil service
Working towards No Deal, but today this
Seems further than ever away from being
Realised by the poor beleaguered Boris
Who made as his promise we'd be leaving
The EU, Oct the 31st. Staying
A while longer. it seems. The judges passed
Their verdict, that Boris told the Queen lies
In order to prorogue Parliament in
The month it would have frustrated his dash
To get us out by hook or crook. (He is!)