Tuesday, 14 March 2017

3859 - Geordie Porgie

Well well, I premiered my Newcastle
Five minute set and it bombed, so I must
Review it, revive it, give it muscle
They say just use your old good jokes you trust
Good advice, but don't be like all the rest
Clinical, quasi-professional, no
I've got to be me, got to pass the test
Of originality, make them go
What the fuck? That's unique, that's not like you
Or me, or him, or her, or like people
I've seen before, that's not learned, that is just
One-off, not mainstream, not underground, oh
What was that? That's the reaction I will
Be seeking at The Stand in Newcastle

No comments:

Post a Comment