Have yourself a shitty little Christmas
Last Christmas I gave you my heart
Transplant after I died, my best wishes
For your survival. These tunes always start
In October. Yule Will Tear Us Apart!
All I want for Christmas is a big poo
On Boxing Day, after turkey and sprout
So here it is, Merry Christmas to you
From October onwards. Spend your cash through
Those three months, long before the 'here it is'
Walk through a winter wonderland, and fart
In a reindeer's face til Rudolph says 'Eeuuuw!'
Light the log fire, burn Santa alive as
He climbs down and gets stuck cos he's so fat!
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