I've got blue hair tonight, matching my shirt
I'll wash it off in the morning, I hope
I remember! Or else my name is dirt
In the office! I'll look like a right dope
More ridiculous even than the Pope
My comedy was a bit dull tonight
But who cares, at least it wasn't old rope
And I was tired, and had a beer, bit tight
There are many worse than that kinds of plight
OJ was headlining again, he's shite
At least people don't see me like that, nope
Now I'm having a beer quite late at night
Chan's in, but I only heard her, no sight
Gets up at 4:15 … I couldn't cope!
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