A horrid dark rainy Easter Monday
No wonder Jesus didn't stick around
And did those feet, etc? Not likely
He preferred preaching where the sun shone down
While being crucified, get a nice tan
And other quite modern things they did too
Instead of pierced ears, try pierced feet or hands
It's briefly fatal, but in no time you...
Wake up, see your mates again, let them view...
Your fab piercings, then take off vertically
Into the clouds, never coming back down
Then you sit on a throne and watch 'em do
Crap hymns saying you're great, and they all pray
To you on Sundays - no rest to be found!
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