Jeez, Man United have cost me an arm
And both bloody legs. Membership my arse
Fifty quid just for membership - alarm
Bell rings, signals rip-off, oh wallet, purse
Prepare to be sucked clean of all your wares
The tickets themselves weren't too badly priced
Mine was forty, but bargain for hers
At eighteen quid. The Stoke game, Tuesday night's
Looking a good 'un though. February Twice
I mean Feb the 2nd. Just two days warm
Will be that new era - Jo's teenage years
She pretended it wasn't an excite-
ing thought, but surely modern teenagedom
Is something of a thrilling prospect, yes?
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