I've eaten too many peas for my tea
A big panful of the fuckers because
Chan stuffed her stuff into the freeze box, We
Only have a small one shared between us
And I bought a new bag of frozen peas
At Sainsbury's, for which there wasn't room
So I poured all the old bag of peas, please
Understand why, into the pan, but doom
Filled my brain, so many there to consume
Didn't believe I could eat so many
But I did, caused my stomach agonies
I probably look pregnant, though I've no womb
Better though to binge with intensity
On green veg than meat, so I rest my case
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