Couldn't be arsed with acting when I saw
England / Holland was on live TV, so
I messaged Darren, pulled out, and a roar
Of the lions was heard, albeit low
In confidence! Just played uke, and not slow
Were my fingers, also did exercise
I've done that now for three days in a row
I've opened Carla's wine, one of those buys
That's wasted, stood for three weeks and my eyes
Have barely seen it, it's not proved hard for
Me to leave it alone. Now I don't know
If I'll have one glass or pour more supplies
Of alcohol stomachwards. I don't care
More importantly, no smokes, no no no
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