I'm in the ante-room of Hell, Limbo
Or Purgatory. No, wait, I am not there
Thank God and Jesus, or both, oh no, no
It's worse. I'm in a long queue to nowhere
Or more specifically having to bear
The eternal damnation that's waiting
To buy Man United tickets. There's a
Clash between them and City now booking
It's in the EFL Cup, and meaning
That all the scrotes and their sprogs are gung ho
Getting their mitts on tickets, such despair
If they don't get 'em. Josie is asking
To go, so I'm a Red Devil fan, low
Down and dirty, fighting to get served, yeah!
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