Why am I tired, when I slept for 8 hours
Or even more? Oh God, not Osborne's voice
That squeaky mouse-like whimper as he pours
Out fear - Thou shalt remain! - Thou hast no choice!
Me, I'm not sure, uncertainty annoys
Had some pie tonight, but studies say meat
Isn't good for us as go by the years
Instead we should switch to veg and nuts, eat
Fish, mushrooms, tomatoes ... wait, no, please wait!
There's no way I'll be eating tomatoes
Or salads, they are not the food Rolls-Royce
More like the food Trabant. What else to hate?
Oh balls, I need a shave, as daylight goes
Making it hard to see where chin hair grows...
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