Fooled around briefly on the dating site
And got myself blocked for making a joke
About some daft bird's profile name. I might
Not have believed it, that when a fun bloke
Makes a joke, they can't take it, Best she stokes
Her fire with her broomstick. Blocked by a four
Foot one cook, would you believe. By a cook
Probably a school cook with dog hair on floor
And bed too, I bet. If she knew me more
She'd have found out that my patience is slight
With all these muppets, and I would have poked
Myself in the eye rather than dog her
Unless she proved witty, but with her height
And job, I'm more likely to see a spook
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