I've eaten lots of meat these last few days!
Saturday with Jo, Macdonalds chicken
Sunday with Vee, a big curry that stays
In your system for a day, then mayhem
In your backside, like fireworks, here they come!
Today, Monday, a chicken slice for lunch
(And tomorrow), and chicken in breadcrumbs
(Three pieces) for tea! Stomach, please expunge
Your contents quick, I don't want to be hunched
In discomfort too long, just a short phase
Of digestion, and then it will be gone
I don't buy snacks though - don't come to the crunch
And I'll go back to my normal size, weighs
That are OK for my age once again
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