United City derby day, I saw
It with Louis, not like last time, when I
Actually attended, when Jo won the draw
To be a United mascot. Depay
Didn't do much today, ate all de pies
Maybe. Martial threatened but despite his
Military name, didn't make City die
Van Gaal needs more Van Goals, it is his biz
To sort that in training. Rooney is mis-
firing at the moment. It was a bore-
Draw in the Theatre of Dreams, literally
Cos it was sending folk to sleep, zzz zzz
So far removed from Charlton, Best and Law
Or the guaranteed success of Fergie
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