Friday, 20 August 2021

5473 - Almond drink

It’s Friday but no beer, just almond drink 
It’s refreshing though, it’s just what I need 
Damn that dripping tap over by the sink
Had to get up and turn it off, indeed 
After work, pleased I’d done all that I did
I put on headphones and I went walking 
The quays and canal route was where my feet 
Chose to tread, each other consulting 
One foot polite, the other insulting 
But after they had both had a real think
The quays and canal was what they agreed 
It was cloudy, but still I was heating 
Up in that thin anorak that I fling
On when it’s not cold 🥶 but there’s not great heat 

5472 - Drunk Thursday

For the third week in a row, on Thursday 
After work, I decided to get beer
And drink it and get drunk 🥴, not on Friday 
Which is tomorrow. This may seem quite queer 
But tomorrow afternoon’s a lot freer
Of meetings than today was, on and on
They went, prompting the beer-drinking desire
Also, on Saturday, I’m seeing my Mum 
Taking Josephine too. It’s much more fun
To do family stuff clean, well-rested, way
Better that way, while tomorrow it’s clear 
I may not be in tip-top shape. The sun
Has been hidden most of August. Today 
Outside needed a coat to not shiver 🥶 

Wednesday, 18 August 2021

5471 - Gym jams

Yes, Wednesday is my night down Ordsall gym 
And I think I did better than last week 
It’s hard to believe how I’ve changed within 
Gone from craving beer to being fit and sleek
In recent years this is a fitness peak 
A long day’s work, too, yet it’s after eight 
I’m changing in the changing room, not weak
After a 90 minute session - great 
Isn’t it?  And I must be losing weight 
Really fast, each week I’m more sleek and slim
It’s proved easy and fun - c’est magnifique!
I didn’t need much food upon my plate 
After I got back home. Appetite’s thin
Like I’ll be soon. I’ll be both sleek and chic!!!!


Tuesday, 17 August 2021

5470 - Work = fun?

More to do at work today than there was
Yesterday, when I had to read a book 
To pass the time, days like that are such bores 
I finished the book and started to look
At a new one at bedtime- Filth, and luck
Is with me, cos it’s set in Edinburgh 
No, today wasn’t like that, cos I took 
Part in a few meetings with good banter
And by the day’s end I had a thorough 
Sense of well-being. Next I got my jaws
Into some smoked mackerel- not foreign muck 
Extremely tasty, and more tomorrow 
But before that second helping tomoz
There’s Wednesday gym night to get weight unstuck!

Monday, 16 August 2021

5469 - Flat earth 🌍

I Just watched a flat earth documentary 
It could and should have been funnier but still 
It passed some time even if not funny 
Before, played guitar, first time for a while 
Very quiet at work, so quiet that meanwhile 
I booked a hotel in Glasgow, Hannah’s
Wedding in early October. I will 
Book a bus ride there and back. Megabus 
Stop there en route to Edinburgh. I was
On that journey in ‘19, quite happy 
I’m not doing the Fringe this time. The skill
Of good advertising leads to success
I’ve learned that, but don’t think that it’s for me 
It takes 5 years to do Edinburgh well…

Sunday, 15 August 2021

5468 - Needed to lie down

I just needed to lie down, simple as
My legs were aching. Had to take the weight 
Off them, after my gym and swim. It was
The gym session that did it, no debate 
My legs took the brunt of the work. It’s great 
Though, how the belly’s really going down 
Like a punctured balloon. In my prone state
Recovering from leg press, cycle ride, run
And long walk there and back, appetite’s gone
Down a lot, which will further help the cause 
Of belly reduction. Now I can’t wait 
Til Wednesday after work when I’ll resume 
Pushing myself to improve those figures 
On the machines. Faster, harder, more sweat!

5467 - Drinky-poo’s

Enjoyed a few beers out with Paul, a mate
Began with art and craft exhibition 
And a couple of pints in the square. Wait -
It’s raining again. Always seems to when 
I come here. Rudy’s pizzeria looks
Dark under the awning, like it did
When I was there with Carla. Kind of sucks 
When you can’t see the menu. Then we slid
On down to the Northern Quarter, he said
How about Eastern Bloc? They had no draught
Beer, just cans. Relocated to Oldham 
Street, even met two funny guys from Hyde
Sheltered from rain outside Night and Day, what 
A nice place Manchester for summer sun! 

Sat 14 Aug