5156 - Now or even sooner

OK so I have ordered my will stuff

From Amazon and it will soon be here 

I know I’ll die like everyone, so tough 

Though it is, time to acknowledge that we’re 

All in the same boat, floating on the mere 

This is for future generations that 

Depend on us to keep our minds quite clear 

And I won’t let them down, won’t be a twat 

I sit here now in this miserable flat 

But I’ll help them, won’t make things tougher, stuff 

Is bad enough without boomers, so they’re 

Doing our best to pass on what we’ve got 

That’s not always a lot, but it appears 

Our duty to do what we can. So cheers 🍻 

5155 - Trump lives

Great to see Trumpy Trump Trump doing so well 

Straight outta hospital, he’s such a man 

He doesn’t need a mask, no girly veil

Into the White House, scaring everyone 

They back away, more than before even 

He stuffs the hated mask in his pocket 

He’s the kind of leader you all would want 

Illness is for pussies, hard men stay fit

Although he dodged the army, wouldn’t fight 

White Christians vote for him, but black ones will 

More likely vote Democrat. Religion 

Can’t make whites vote the same as blacks, the white

Agenda is reduce crime, meaning fill

Prisons with blacks, vote Trump, God understands!

5154 - Lennon lives

Lennon responded to my ad for an

Assistant in comedy or podcast 

Although it was late, I texted him and

Said shall we talk, and he rang me back fast 

The reception wasn’t great, hard to grasp 

At times what he was saying, but he’s quite 

A character. A lot of water’s passed

Under his bridge. So the rest of the night 

I’ll upload the film it was a delight 

To shoot yesterday, ruminating on

What happens to us when we breathe our last 

Do not go gentle? I say lie back, right 

At the start of eternity, become Ready for a long ride by being relaxed 

5153 - He’s here at last

The lodger’s turned up almost two months late

He’s carrying lots of bags up from the van

I was agonising, having debate 

With myself whether it’s safe to begin 

Uploading today’s video, off-putting 

Earlier, expecting a guy to ring me 

About doing a podcast and helping 

My comedy. He seemed keen but sadly 

Didn’t get in touch. Gerard puzzlingly 

Said he might move stuff in or he might wait 

Til later in the week. Uncertain then

Uploading takes two hours and it would be

In vain if he broke the connection. Write

This first, I thought. Then he came waltzing in!

5152 - The Never-Ending Supper

By God I’ve been hungry today given 

The fight against the urge to get more beer

It’s not been all that hard, I easily won

But I’ve been eating more than my fair share 

Maybe that’s not so bad if my hunger 

Has replaced my thirst for the alcohol 

Especially if I enjoy my food more 

Even if that food is nothing special 

Omelette for breakfast, had no cereal 

Bought a small bag of porridge. Not eaten 

It for a few weeks. When ill, nowhere near 

Able to eat a normal-sized bowlful 

Kept throwing half of it into the bin 

I’ll try to go back to it. No sugar...

5151- Now

This is now, not yesterday, tomorrow 

What occurs to me now is what I’ll say 

I don’t plan these things, I just write and go 

I don’t care how it looks or who will pay 

They won’t part with their money anyway 

Screw them and their idiocy, they’re not 

Important to a rational approach. Hey 

Better be true and fill your own piss pot

Just looking for rhymes to mean all but naught 

I’ve drunk my share and soon I’ll have to show 

That hard work will pay off or maybe they 

Are fooling me. But anyway, I’m caught 

In their web of deceit. But all I know 

Is I love it. The weekend’s here, okay 

5150 - Good stuff

A good day at work, actually at home 

Decided to celebrate with some beers 

And sent some music to Helen Horton 

And added comments saying have no fears

We’re great friends and there never need be tears

Listened to music on the balcony 

The autumn sun and music in my ears 

Then watched women’s football, it’s Man City 

At home to Arsenal, and victory

Went to the Blues, although goals had gone in

Before I tuned in, next up it appears 

Is Motherland, then Frankie Boyle, hee hee 

So nice to work well, then relax. All done

Apart from bedtime, dreams can be so weird!!